This is the last sequel I promise lol.
How to decipher corporate language:
DEAR SIR,
IN VIEW OF THE RECENT ECONOMIC CLIMATE, OUR COMPANY IS CONSOLIDATING ITS OPERATIONS.
Due to some bad decisions made by our highly overrated and incompetent CEO, we are going pokai so to make up for his dumbass-ess we are firing our staff.
WITH THIS IT IS REGRETTABLE THAT OUR COMPANY CAN NO LONGER ACCOMMODATE YOUR TALENT.
You happen to be one of the casualties. Muahaha.
YOUR SERVICE HAS BEEN AN ASSET TO THE COMPANY.
We kinda like you, but we are too busy saving our butts.
WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU CAN LEAVE THE OFFICE PREMISES ONCE YOU HAVE PACKED.
Don't make me call security.
WE WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN YOUR FUTURE UNDERTAKINGS.
Pray hard that you can get employed.
YOURS TRULY,
Yes, you're fired.
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