I love my college

My college rocks. Here are the top 5 reasons why:

1. Scenic environment
Whoa this is especially so when it rains and you can see the workers enacting the breathtaking view of sweeping water from the corridor down 4 storeys. Niagara falls of Malaysia. Free admission. 'Nuff said.

2. The programme director's hairstyle
Shocking but true. Reminds students of Sun GoKu of Dragonball. Don't mess with the lady, or she might just give you a helicopter kick. Wait that's Chun Li.

3. Extreme weather simulations
The air cons can either be freezing cold or blazing hot depending on which classroom you are in. Hassle and baggage free virtual(ly real) experience of going to the Sahara or North Pole, which ironically, can be just next doors.

4. Music
The radios emit blasting decibels especially during events (of which nobody usually remembers why they are held). Free test to see if your ear drum is failing you, even in the midst of lessons. If it's too loud you're too old. Also, Beyonce goes well with calculus - when you integrate those curves. Gah the pun.

5. Ample neck exercise
It's always good to exercise when you're feeling restless. A surefire way is to start from the neck. The management has cleverly arranged tables in such a way that you'll have to turn your head with a frequency of 5o Hz. Behold the new generation of owls.

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