Heeeellllllooo people!! Lol what's with the excitement. It's 2010! I mean it's the beginning of a new year and a new decade, surely it is something worth celebrating? Don't answer that question, it's rhetoric =) Lol sorry but my upset stomach's making me nuts. Not that I'm not nuts usually but I'm nuttier now. Lol I'm like doing some advertisement for some nut flavoured ice cream (huh?)
Bladdy hell I'm talking shit. Btw, sorry la jeremy couldn't go countdown with you =( my ass is on fire now. It should excite me but it didn't =((((( which is wierd. Sigh what a dumb time to have stomach ache. My body has great timing. Lol must've been nasi lemak for breakfast and lunch la! Stupid.
Speaking of which, my new year's resolution is to cut down on supper. Lest I'll evolve. You won't like me when I'm evolved. Haha. I mean, people are starving while I'm stuffed with food. Bad boy. Bad bad boy. I just hope my new year resolution jadi. It never does but you'll never know. I surprise myself at times. Gah the lameness.
To everyone, hope for great things to be in store for you in 2010. Enjoy life and live the moment!
P/s Typed this out on my phone lol so forgive spelling anomalies/erratic behaviour.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Live to eat
If you live in Mars and didn't already know, Ipoh has some kickass food. And some kickass people waiting kickass long for the kickass food. omg just look at the pic I took at Foh San, ostensibly the best dim sum makan place in Ipoh. Legions of people waiting for their tables and food. It was like going to a market. The food was nothing great la really. (my aunt will kill me for this if she ever stumbles upon my blog XD). While I was waiting for my seat, those at the table were arguing about who gets to eat the last fishball -.- Finally after 20 minutes I got my seat, and the fishball was still there but the people left. lol. Ipoh-rians are patient people especially when it comes to food. Who would wait for an hour for a bowl of noodles that one can finish in 10 minutes? Ipoh-rians. Who can eat dim sum for hours while arguing who gets to eat the last fish ball? Ipoh-rians. I miss Ipoh so much la. Teaches you to be patient =)
If a bird doesnt sing, wait for it - Ieyasu Tokugawa
Lol enough with the quotes please.
While in Ipoh I also got to hang out with my friends =) Watched Avatar. It was quite good but could be slightly shorter. My ass hurt from all the sitting, James Cameron!
Btw in Ipoh I eat 5 meals a day ok! Ate like a carnivorous cow (huh?) Will grow into a gigantic lump of flesh and fat at this rate.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
happy christmas eve =)
Silent night is nigh even though it's technically morning now lol. Early merry christmas to all. =)
All I want from santa is my driving license =( And an Audi A4 if possible.
Ipoh-bound!
All I want from santa is my driving license =( And an Audi A4 if possible.
Ipoh-bound!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
utterly speechless
I have lousy luck. Lady Luck hates me.
I'm sick of all the excuses my driving school is giving me. One moment they say they cannot find my L license, the next they say JPJ lost some important document of mine (they asked me to make police report summore ok?). Ah, the result is pure bliss - another round of test postponement. I mean, I told them I wanna have the test since early November, and now it's end December and I've still yet to take my driving test. Methinks they have broken all records for being the most dumbass driving school ever. Methinks I should sue them for making me endure all this psychological torture. I woke up at like, 4.30 am for the pre-driving test, cause supposedly this time the driving test 'sure can one'. And mind you the sure can here means I can sit for the test only. After millions of 'sure can one's, when will I be finally able to sit for the test huh? When I'm 81?
Piss me off and I'll diss you.
"I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well" - Never Again, Kelly Clarkson
What's with the quotes of late lol.
Anyways mummy says this might be a blessing in disguise since I'm sick now I can rest tmr. I dun wan! I want less subtle blessings, for instance, getting my hands on the damned driving license.
Emo like shit now. And don't tell me shit doesn't emo cause after hours of moving through your intestines even Mother Theresa will get emo. EMO EMO EMO.
I'm sick of all the excuses my driving school is giving me. One moment they say they cannot find my L license, the next they say JPJ lost some important document of mine (they asked me to make police report summore ok?). Ah, the result is pure bliss - another round of test postponement. I mean, I told them I wanna have the test since early November, and now it's end December and I've still yet to take my driving test. Methinks they have broken all records for being the most dumbass driving school ever. Methinks I should sue them for making me endure all this psychological torture. I woke up at like, 4.30 am for the pre-driving test, cause supposedly this time the driving test 'sure can one'. And mind you the sure can here means I can sit for the test only. After millions of 'sure can one's, when will I be finally able to sit for the test huh? When I'm 81?
Piss me off and I'll diss you.
"I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well" - Never Again, Kelly Clarkson
What's with the quotes of late lol.
Anyways mummy says this might be a blessing in disguise since I'm sick now I can rest tmr. I dun wan! I want less subtle blessings, for instance, getting my hands on the damned driving license.
Emo like shit now. And don't tell me shit doesn't emo cause after hours of moving through your intestines even Mother Theresa will get emo. EMO EMO EMO.
Monday, December 21, 2009
SICK!!! @.@
Dammit. Title tells all. Perfect timing, really. Just one day before D-Day, I can't tell which is the spoon, which is the fork. I hope my cutlery confusion doesn't transcend into a brake/clutch confusion.
Gah woke up at 4.30 in the morning today. Neighbours thought aliens were invading Earth. But I was feeling fresh and wide awake, surprisingly at 4.30 am. Then the dizzy spells kicked in at 4.32am. (Yup, I was wide awake for 2 minutes! LOL) Must have been because of all the heaty stuff I've eaten in the past week. Fated.
"YOU CANNOT FIGHT THE FATES" - Zeus, God Of War II.
LOL.
Anyways should revive the china apek within me by posting something Chinese. Soon.
Gah woke up at 4.30 in the morning today. Neighbours thought aliens were invading Earth. But I was feeling fresh and wide awake, surprisingly at 4.30 am. Then the dizzy spells kicked in at 4.32am. (Yup, I was wide awake for 2 minutes! LOL) Must have been because of all the heaty stuff I've eaten in the past week. Fated.
"YOU CANNOT FIGHT THE FATES" - Zeus, God Of War II.
LOL.
Anyways should revive the china apek within me by posting something Chinese. Soon.
Who wakes up at 5 am?
Ok so the post title was supposed to be "WHO WAKES UP AT 5AM AND GOES ALL THE WAY TO SOME ULU ULU KAMPUNG FOR DRIVING LESSONS?" but too long la.
The answer is ME!! YAY!! (shit now can only sleep like for 5 hours)
I need to pass my driving test man. If not my options range from stabbing myself to stabbing myself.
Sigh. The world is a cruel place.
Peace.
The answer is ME!! YAY!! (shit now can only sleep like for 5 hours)
I need to pass my driving test man. If not my options range from stabbing myself to stabbing myself.
Sigh. The world is a cruel place.
Peace.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
They came, They saw, They Shit(ted?)
Lol dunno the past tense to shit but anyways don't animals just LOVE to defaecate?
Ok there's this hugeass mango tree in my neighbours garden but so happens some of the fruits drop onto my garden. AHH blessings from above, but that's not the only thing that drops (clue: something sticky) - BIRD DROPPINGS!!! And hor, I think squirrels like to ally with the birds one lor, coz they shit like nobody's business in the garden also. What an epic alliance of bird-squirrel defaecation terror. Because of all the fruits, these furry and feathery creatures roam around my garden like nobody's business, then do their business like nobody's business. They're business-minded, really.
I hereby thank the mighty legions of squirrels and birds for all their shit(s?). They shit in my garden coz they love me la. Now I just hope they love me less.
Ok there's this hugeass mango tree in my neighbours garden but so happens some of the fruits drop onto my garden. AHH blessings from above, but that's not the only thing that drops (clue: something sticky) - BIRD DROPPINGS!!! And hor, I think squirrels like to ally with the birds one lor, coz they shit like nobody's business in the garden also. What an epic alliance of bird-squirrel defaecation terror. Because of all the fruits, these furry and feathery creatures roam around my garden like nobody's business, then do their business like nobody's business. They're business-minded, really.
I hereby thank the mighty legions of squirrels and birds for all their shit(s?). They shit in my garden coz they love me la. Now I just hope they love me less.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Renee Hannibal the Cannibal
Lol check out what Renee said via messenger
Renee says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg thatll be so fun
we can have creme de la kevin.
we'll mince u
turn u into cream/pulp
and eat u
Bite me in the right places and I'm all yours. Eew.
Renee says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg thatll be so fun
we can have creme de la kevin.
we'll mince u
turn u into cream/pulp
and eat u
Bite me in the right places and I'm all yours. Eew.
We invite what we fear
I hate wise, old sayings especially when the bad ones apply to me.
Lol here's the story:
I was supposed to have my driving test today but GUESS WHAT? It was postponed -.- AGAIN. I booked the test from my driving school like eons ago. And I called one week earlier to confirm and 2 days before to double confirm, you know, just in case. I have a phobia of things that tak jadi my way.
Alas 1 day before the test an sms read: Maaf jpj test esok perlu ditangguhkan. I fainted and died, then was resurrected because a cat jumped over my dead body. (huh? so confusing) Several days before I joked with my mum that considering how early I booked the test, it was more possible to die of having a cactus stuffed into my ass than to have my driving test postponed.
So now I am in the danger of having those tiny prickly stomata-less leaves of cacti violating my hind. And a risk of dying from it. Sigh what a dangerous world we live in. Should keep a cat within reach, you know, just in case.
p/s Revenge is sweet: never go to William's driving school even when your driving license is revoked. Be warned. Rawrrr.
Lol here's the story:
I was supposed to have my driving test today but GUESS WHAT? It was postponed -.- AGAIN. I booked the test from my driving school like eons ago. And I called one week earlier to confirm and 2 days before to double confirm, you know, just in case. I have a phobia of things that tak jadi my way.
Alas 1 day before the test an sms read: Maaf jpj test esok perlu ditangguhkan. I fainted and died, then was resurrected because a cat jumped over my dead body. (huh? so confusing) Several days before I joked with my mum that considering how early I booked the test, it was more possible to die of having a cactus stuffed into my ass than to have my driving test postponed.
So now I am in the danger of having those tiny prickly stomata-less leaves of cacti violating my hind. And a risk of dying from it. Sigh what a dangerous world we live in. Should keep a cat within reach, you know, just in case.
p/s Revenge is sweet: never go to William's driving school even when your driving license is revoked. Be warned. Rawrrr.
Blogs - touche or cliche?
I used to resent blogs. The word itself sounds constipated. And I always feel they are cliched (my life sucks/ leeches suck/ my math teacher sucks). You read one, you read all. And blogging is kinda time-consuming, but I figured if I have time to sleep 12 hours a day during this hols, surely I have the time to blog? So here I am blogging. Go buy 4D ok? We share the bounty =)
Ok so much for the opening speech. Hope you'll enjoy my blog. Hope my effervescence for blogging doesn't fade away anytime soon (fingers crossed). And I hope people actually read my blog. (fingers double crossed)
p/s hope the blog title doesn't mislead people into thinking that this was a Lady Gaga or Black Eyed Peas blog. Go figure.
Ok so much for the opening speech. Hope you'll enjoy my blog. Hope my effervescence for blogging doesn't fade away anytime soon (fingers crossed). And I hope people actually read my blog. (fingers double crossed)
p/s hope the blog title doesn't mislead people into thinking that this was a Lady Gaga or Black Eyed Peas blog. Go figure.
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